
Season 5
St. Elsewhere
Episodes

1. Where There's Hope, There's Crosby
September 24, 1986
A depressed Father Joseph McCabe returns to St. Eligius; Morrison receives a visitor from Seattle; Dr. Craig seeks help for his injured hand from an old classmate; one of Axelrod's patients awakens in the morgue; and Luther plays musical air conditioners.
Guest Stars: Bruce Solomon, Patricia Wettig, William Daniels

2. When You Wish Upon a Scar
October 1, 1986
Wade tries to get a grip on her marital problems; Fiscus throws an engagement party for Morrison; Rosenthal figures out the self-serving Griffin; and John Doe #6 returns.
Guest Stars: Brandon Call, Oliver Clark, Stephen Shortridge

3. A Room With a View
October 8, 1986
Dr. Craig behaves boorishly to his replacement, Dr. Paulette Kiem; Birch finds a radioactive patient; Papandrao claims Ehrlich as an escort to a family birthday party; a friend of Fiscus' is admitted with a major stroke; and a hospital neighbor becomes very upset when she observes Dr. Craig's imminent departure.
Guest Stars: Paul Linke, Helen Page Camp, Stephen Shortridge

4. Brand New Bag
October 15, 1986
The Craigs try out yet another new maid; fellow employees stab Luther in the back; Axelrod is embarrassed and rude about a patient's colostomy; and Fiscus helps Mr. Ewell's daughter take him home to die.
Guest Stars: Elke Sommer, Sasha Mitchell, Corinne Bohrer

5. You Beta Your Life
October 29, 1986
Dr. Westphall helps a terminally ill teenager reach his parents; Griffin plays Birch and Novino off against each other to escape blame in a patient's death; Morrison calls Chandler on it when Dr. Turner gets involved in a dispute involving a sick child; and Dr. Craig tries to start his memoirs.
Guest Stars: Jason Bateman, Julie Cobb, Jamie Rose

6. Not My Type
November 5, 1986
Dr. Turner faces a dilemma as she performs surgery on a Jehovah's Witness, who has forbidden any blood transfusions; Griffin takes positive steps to blame Birch for the patient's death; Ehrlich announces his night with Papandrao; and Dr. Craig's new typist encourages him to use his imagination.
Guest Stars: Oliver Clark, Rosalind Chao, Jamie Rose

7. Up and Down
November 12, 1986
Lizzie gets involved with Griffin; a man falls while trying to scale the hospital; Luther befriends a bag lady with Tourette's Syndrome; and John Doe #6 disappears with Dr. Craig's book.
Guest Stars: Oliver Clark, Jeff McCracken, Byron Stewart

8. Nothing Up My Sleeve
November 19, 1986
Mandatory drug testing causes a deep division of opinion; Morrison is haunted by his day at the prison; Axelrod is assigned to guide a 14-year-old medical student around; Griffin gets a warning from Dr. Westphall about hurting Lizzie; and Dr. Craig tries to perform magic tricks for some young patients and his housekeeper.
Guest Stars: Mary Woronov, Wil Wheaton, Patricia Wettig

9. After Life
November 26, 1986
Dr. Fiscus is shot. Afterwards, he experiences the afterlife and meets some old friends. Such people include old patients who died in the hospital, a few in limbo and a couple in heaven. However, he is condemed to hades and finds Dr. White swiming in circles for all eternity in a boat with only one oar. Meamwhile, the docs at St. Eligus try their hardest to keep Fiscus alive.
Guest Stars: Marian Mercer, Richard Marcus, Terence Knox

10. Once Upon a Mattress
December 3, 1986
Fiscus awakens but is deeply depressed, despite a visit from his father; Dr. Craig returns to work and his office, disregarding Dr. Kiem's feelings; Dr. Westphall decides to stop seeing Novino and his moving man comes in for a penile implant.
Guest Stars: Bill Dana, Milton Selzer, Melinda Culea

11. Lost Weekend
December 10, 1986
Dr. Westphall tries to help an alcoholic poet he once admired; Dr. Craig puts his usual worst foot forward as he tries to persuade the Soviets to release Masha's husband; Rosenthal confronts McPhail about her drug problem; and Ehrlich makes friends with Papandrao's new boyfriend.
Guest Stars: Milo O’Shea, Bettye Ackerman, Gregory Itzin

12. Cold War
January 7, 1987
Dr. Turner finds her confidence shaken when she learns her new patient, about to undergo a risky transfusion procedure, has a malpractice suit pending at another hospital; Dr. Peltrovich arrives but has trouble getting licensed to practice medicine; and Morrison explodes during a mock war with paint guns.
Guest Stars: Ilya Baskin, Gerrit Graham, Herb Edelman

13. Russian Roulette
January 14, 1987
Dr. Craig becomes jealous when Dr. Peltrovich is finally allowed to pursue his work with lasers; Fiscus experiences an emotional rollercoaster as he returns to work with a critical leukemia patient; and Ehrlich hits highs and lows as he accepts his ""Orphan of the Year"" award.
Guest Stars: Steve Allen, Ilya Baskin, Jayne Meadows

14. Visiting Daze
January 21, 1987
Axelrod allows Novino and Griffin to override his judgement; Dr. Kiem worries about her long distance marriage as she tries to help an inseparable couple make a final farewell; Luther tries to help Polly make it through a day without her medication; and Ehrlich goes to great lengths to confirm the Oseranskys' story.
Guest Stars: Steve Allen, Ron Fassler, Jayne Meadows

15. Getting Ahead
January 28, 1987
Novino uncovers a pathologist selling body parts when one of her patients dies; Dr. Westphall learns that Lizzie is pregnant; Chandler and a visiting private practitioner learn something from each other, and John Doe #6 surfaces again, along with Craig's novel.
Guest Stars: Oliver Clark, Jack Dodson

16. Jose, Can You See?
February 4, 1987
Novino tangles again with Chandler about admitting a blind street person who's not really sick; Dr. Auschlander learns he has a son he never knew; the Craigs face their grief all over again when Ellen offers Griffin a place to stay; and Wade fears for her future when she learns she needs glasses.
Guest Stars: Ray Charles, Christina Kokubo, Geraldine Fitzgerald

17. Schwarzwald
February 11, 1987
Rosenthal tries to help her obese daughter cope with her problems; Axelrod's father brings a dog to the hospital for chemotherapy; Dr. Turner reluctantly reveals the ultrasound results to a couple looking for the perfect baby; and Dr. Westphall continues to try and find a way to keep the hospital open.
Guest Stars: Tony Goldwyn, Cyril O'Reilly, Jeannie Elias

18. You Again?
February 18, 1987
Morrison testifies at Nick Moat's parole hearing; Dr. Kiem buries herself in work when she learns her son has taken off from home and is missing; Fiscus diagnoses multiple sclerosis in an old college friend; and the rumors fly that St. Eligius is about to become a billing center for Boston General.
Guest Stars: Charlotte Rae, William Frankfather, Patricia Wettig

19. Rites of Passage
February 25, 1987
Fiscus waits for a woman artificially inseminated with his sperm to give birth; three young men explore life and the hospital to relieve the boredom of their stay; Dr. Westphall relives part of his past when a childhood friend reminds him of an old pact; and Drs. Craig and Auschlander continue to search for hospital financing.
Guest Stars: Mitchell Ryan, Christian Hoff, Bob Harks

20. Women Unchained
March 4, 1987
Shirley Daniels returns to the hospital as a patient; Mrs. Craig offers Griffin a place to stay; Chandler and Novino compete to see who can correctly diagnose a difficult patient; and Ehrlich and Papandrao face wedding rumors when they return from Mexico.
Guest Stars: Gerald Hiken

21. Good Vibrations
May 13, 1987
The representative of a foreign medical group interested in the hospital visits to absorb the psychic `aura' of the place (via flashbacks) but collapses from a heart attack before he can recommend the sale.
Guest Stars: Tim Thomerson

22. Slip Sliding Away
May 20, 1987
Luther turns sleuth to find out who is responsible for the mercy-killings; Dr. Turner takes a chance doing experimental fetal heart surgery; Axelrod gets back at Novino and Griffin; Morrison buys a gun to protect his family; Yvonne Galecki Craig comes to claim her daughter, and Ehrlich and Papandrao have second thoughts about marriage when the new owners fire everyone in the hospital.
Guest Stars: Gerald Hiken, Peter Brocco, Irene Tedrow

23. Last Dance at the Wrecker's Ball
May 27, 1987
Auschlander tries to stop the demolition of St. Eligius.
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