Season 3
Conan
Episodes
1. Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo
November 5, 2012
Sarah Silverman, Brian Austin Green and musical guest Father John Misty
Guest Stars: Will Babbitt
2. Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI
November 6, 2012
Mindy Kaling, Willard Wigan and comedian Barry Rothbart
3. I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them
November 7, 2012
Russell Brand, Dave Attell and musical guest Cat Power
4. The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies
November 8, 2012
Javier Bardem, Lauren Cohan and musical guest Brandie Carlile
5. "Boo!", Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was
November 13, 2012
Joel McHale, James 'Bobo' Fay and comedian Samuel Comroe
6. The Vague Man Who Said Something
November 14, 2012
Kristen Stewart, Glenn Howerton and musical guest Lianne La Havas
7. The Lorax XXX
November 15, 2012
Kellan Lutz, Jimmy Pardo and musical guest Jeff the Brotherhood
8. What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay
November 26, 2012
Kate Walsh, Billy Connolly and musical guest Wild Belle
9. Dial N for "Not How You Spell Murder"
November 27, 2012
Mel Brooks, Kristen Schaal and comedian Jon Dore
10. Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets!
November 28, 2012
Jessica Biel, Marc Maron and musical guest Alice Cooper
11. The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls
November 29, 2012
Jason Sudeikis, Dick Van Dyke and musical guest NAS featuring Anthony Hamilton
12. The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss
December 3, 2012
Zachary Quinto, Sasha Alexander and musical guest Punch Brothers
13. The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes
December 4, 2012
Amy Poehler, Kevin Pollak and musical guest Ke$ha
14. Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?
December 5, 2012
Jim Parsons, Jennifer Carpenter and musical guest Delta Spirit
15. The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing
December 6, 2012
Ty Burrell, W. Kamau Bell and musical guest The Gaslight Anthem
16. Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope
December 10, 2012
Seth MacFarlane, Retta and musical guest Jack White
17. The Narcoleptic Insomniac
December 11, 2012
Nick Offerman, Chris O'Dowd and musical guest Graham Parker & The Rumour
18. Conan's Got a Cold
December 12, 2012
Michael C. Hall, Charlyne Yi and comedian Tommy Johnagin
19. The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel
December 13, 2012
Armie Hammer, Sheamus and musical guest Ryan Adams
20. Melf Hunters 3: North Polin'
December 17, 2012
Amanda Seyfried, Adam Pally and comedian Jon Dore
21. The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit
December 18, 2012
Chris Pratt, Anna Torv and musical guest Jose James
22. The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing
December 19, 2012
Aubrey Plaza, Natalie Irish and comedian Kyle Kinane
23. Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for "Geese-a-Laying"
December 20, 2012
Paul Rudd, Rita Wilson and musical guest Benjamin Gibbard with Trio Ellas
24. 6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go
January 7, 2013
Courteney Cox, Chris D'elia and comedian Dan Soder
25. The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole
January 8, 2013
Kaley Cuoco, Anthony Mackie and musical guest Gary Clark Jr.
26. Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote
January 9, 2013
Ricky Gervais, Deepak Chopra and musical guest Imagine Dragons
27. Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong
January 10, 2013
Ryan Gosling, Kevin Hart and musical guest ZZ Ward
28. All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off
January 14, 2013
Christoph Waltz, Rob Riggle and musical guest Chris Mann
29. Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish
January 15, 2013
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Teresa Palmer and comedian Baron Vaughn
30. The Chamomile Conundrum
January 16, 2013
Marion Cotillard, Jim Jefferies and musical guest Trampled by Turtles
31. Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!
January 17, 2013
Martin Short, David Boreanz and musical guest Jake Bugg
32. Siri, Where Is My Kidney?
January 21, 2013
Timothy Olyphant, Busy Philipps and musical guest Coheed and Cambria
33. The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles
January 22, 2013
Julia Stiles, DJ Qualls and musical guest The Lone Bellow
34. Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening
January 23, 2013
Kathy Griffin, Blake Anderson and musical guest Electric Guest
35. The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants
January 24, 2013
Jack McBrayer, Gemma Arterton and comedian Mo Mandel
36. Sweet Home Al-Jazeera
January 28, 2013
Emmy Rossum, Dave Franco and musical guest Los Straitjackets
37. The Day the Mime Stood Still
January 29, 2013
Dax Shepard, Genesis Rodriguez and comedian Adam Cayton-Holland
38. Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)
January 30, 2013
Adam Scott, Dr. Sanjay Gupta and musical guest Ben Folds Five
39. Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far
January 31, 2013
We posted an entire episode of CONAN online, then we asked our fans to let their imaginations run wild and recreate their favorite moments. We then stitched those moments together to create a bold, experimental, and potentially disorienting show we call OCCUPY CONAN.
40. The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn
February 4, 2013
William H. Macy, Harland Williams and musical guest Vintage Trouble
41. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags
February 5, 2013
Jennifer Lawrence, Nick Kroll and musical guest Randy Houser
42. Yahtzee at the OK Corral
February 6, 2013
Rooney Mara, Jeff Ross and musical guest Dirty Projectors
43. The Strange Case of Case Strangerson
February 7, 2013
Chris Tucker, Brian Posehn and comedian Darryl Lenox
44. The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice
February 11, 2013
Don Cheadle, Bill Burr and musical guest Ed Sheeran
45. The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication
February 12, 2013
Bill Maher, Celeste Anderson and comedian Jackie Kashian
46. The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School
February 13, 2013
Matthew Morrison, Kathryn Bigelow and musical guest Lupe Fiasco featuring Guy Sebastian
47. Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?"
February 14, 2013
Dr. Phil, Julianne Hough and musical guest The Vaccines
48. The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery
February 19, 2013
Andy Samberg, Josh Hopkins and musical guest Lisa Loeb
49. "Waka Flocka Flame," Said the Drunk Rooster
February 20, 2013
Nicole Polizzi & Jenni Farley, Ken Marino and comedian Mark Normand
50. The Roomba with a View
February 21, 2013
Mila Kunis, Chris Hardwick and musical guest Family of the Year
51. The All-Girl Sausage Party
February 25, 2013
Zooey Deschanel, Ben McKenzie and musical guest Japandroids
52. You Have the Right to Remain Naked
February 26, 2013
Kevin Nealon, Nicholas Hoult and musical guest Tenacious D
53. The Legend of Legend Cove
February 27, 2013
Johnny Galecki, The Miz and musical guest Hunter Hunted
54. The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk
February 28, 2013
Kunal Nayyar, Julian Newman and comedian Eugene Mirman
55. Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title
March 4, 2013
Jane Lynch, Justin Chon and musical guest Sarah Darling
56. Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy
March 5, 2013
Colin Farrell, Jenna Elfman and musical guest Frightened Rabbit
57. The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose
March 6, 2013
Matthew Fox, Anthony Jeselnik and comedian Ian Edwards
58. A Time to Kill Time
March 7, 2013
James Franco, Robert Kirkman and musical guest Jamie N. Commons
59. The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances
March 11, 2013
Snoop Lion, Rorke Denver
60. The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployable
March 12, 2013
Zach Braff, Nina Dobrev and comedian Alex Koll
61. Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes
March 13, 2013
Halle Berry, Ben Hoffman and musical guest Aimee Mann
62. The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie
March 14, 2013
Steve Carell, Camilla Luddington and musical guest Luke Bryan
63. I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins
March 25, 2013
Magic Johnson, Thandie Newton and musical guest Langhorne Slim & The Law
64. The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?
March 26, 2013
Vanessa Hudgens, Jerry Trainor and comedian Emily Heller
65. The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle
March 27, 2013
Seth Green, Charles Phoenix and musical guest The Milk Carton Kids
66. The Ginger Went Down to Georgia
April 1, 2013
Atlanta - Seth Rogen and musical guest Earthquake
67. It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta
April 2, 2013
Atlanta - Paul Rudd and musical guest Von Grey
68. Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured
April 3, 2013
Atlanta - Steven Yeun, Darius Rucker and special appearance by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
69. The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title
April 4, 2013
Atlanta - Charles Barkley and musical guest Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
70. The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake
April 8, 2013
Adam Sandler, Molly Shanon and comedian Nate Bargatze
71. The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut
April 9, 2013
Matthew Perry, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and musical guest Escondido
72. Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville
April 10, 2013
Jeremy Piven, Jeremy Wade and musical guest The Three O'Clock
73. Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel
April 11, 2013
Charlie Sheen, Tony Hale and musical guest Dropkick Murphys
74. The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis
April 15, 2013
Chelsea Handler, James Lesure and comedian Bengt Washburn
75. Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer
April 16, 2013
Russell Brand, Jimmy Pardo and musical guest Beth Hart
76. Django Snowchained
April 17, 2013
Jeff Goldblum, Tig Notaro and musical guest Fall Out Boy
77. Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation
April 18, 2013
Eva Mendes, Chris Messina and musical guest Alt-J
78. Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III
April 29, 2013
Brad Garrett, Amy Schumer and musical guest Old Crow Medicine Show
79. Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services
April 30, 2013
Ke$ha, Jonathan and Andy Hillstrand
80. Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis
May 1, 2013
Jon Favreau, Bo Burnham and musical guest Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real
81. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name
May 2, 2013
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bob Saget and comedian Shane Mauss
82. The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me
May 6, 2013
Keith Urban, Guillermo Diaz and comedian Jay Larson
83. The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch
May 7, 2013
Edie Falco, Marc Maron and musical guest Iron & Wine
84. Press "Pound" for Murder
May 8, 2013
Simon Helberg, John Collins and musical guest Marina & the Diamonds
85. The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige
May 9, 2013
Don Cheadle, Pete Holmes and musical guest RNDM
Guest Stars: Paul Walker
86. There Is No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!
May 14, 2013
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Justin Bartha and musical guest The Slide Brothers featuring Shemekia Copeland
87. IMDBCooper
May 15, 2013
Zach Galifianakis, Jim Gaffigan and musical guest Beware of Darkness
88. "Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass Blower
May 16, 2013
Zachary Quinto, Heather Graham and comedian Jen Kirkman
89. The Princess and the P. Diddy
May 20, 2013
Ken Jeong, Mary Lynn Rajskub and musical guest The Black Angels
90. Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke
May 21, 2013
Ed Helms, Alice Eve and musical guest The Wizards
91. The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!!
May 22, 2013
Jesse Eisenberg, J.J. Abrams and musical guest Thirty Seconds to Mars
92. The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard
May 23, 2013
Vin Diesel, Steve Schirripa and musical guest The Mowgli's
93. Butt-Dial M for Murder
June 3, 2013
Ellen Page, Craig Robinson and comedian Myq Kaplan
94. The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas
June 4, 2013
Nick Offerman, Lena Headey and musical guest Divine Fits
95. The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers
June 5, 2013
Alexander Skarsgard, Gerorge R.R. Martin and musical guest Houndmouth
96. Alien Meets The Fokkers
June 6, 2013
Danny Mcbride, Giada De Laurentiis and musical guest Capital Cities
97. The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad
June 10, 2013
Owen Wilson & Vince Vaughn, Maria Menounos and musical guest New Politics
98. Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing
June 11, 2013
Jonah Hill, Coco & Ice-T and musical guest Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
99. Escape from Podcast Mountain
June 12, 2013
Nathan Fillion, Bret Michaels and comedian Erik Charles Nielsen
100. The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6
June 13, 2013
Usher, Eesha Khare and musical guest She & Him
101. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself.
June 24, 2013
Sharon Osbourne, Sasha Alexander and comedian Roy Wood Jr.
102. The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest
June 25, 2013
Heather Locklear, Nick Swardson and musical guest Mavis Staples
103. Never Name Your Daughter Dilda
June 26, 2013
Elijah Wood, Chris Bosh, Bill Burr and musical guest Ryan Bingham
104. The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!
June 27, 2013
Kevin Hart, Chris Kluwe and musical guest Eve
105. The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy
July 8, 2013
Armie Hammer, Angie Harmon and comedian Brent Morin
106. When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer.
July 9, 2013
Mary-Louise Parker, Breckin Meyer and musical guest Portugal. The Man
107. My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
July 10, 2013
Kevin Bacon, Charlie Hunnam and musical guest Bernhoft
108. The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One "Steve"
July 11, 2013
John Malkovich, Derek Waters and musical guest Skillet
109. The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie
July 15, 2013
Charlie Day, Brittney Griner and musical guest The Neighbourhood
110. There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm
July 16, 2013
Howie Mandel, Prof. Brian Cox and musical guest Mikal Cronin
111. Zero on the Richter Scale
July 17, 2013
Noah Wyle, Ben Schwartz and musical guest Pretty Lights featuring Talib Kweli
112. Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S
July 18, 2013
Jeff Garlin, Olivia Munn and comedian Pete Holmes
113. 99% Effort, 1% Milk.
July 22, 2013
Bill Hader, Lake Bell and musical guest Jimmy Eat World
114. Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters
July 23, 2013
Aubrey Plaza, Kumail Nanjiani and musical guest The 1975
115. "What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex Trebek
July 24, 2013
Aaron Paul, Nick Frost and musical guest Bastille
116. Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy
July 25, 2013
Steven Ho, Peter Sarsgaard and comedian Dwayne Perkins
117. Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes
July 29, 2013
Eric McCormack, Mitchie Brusco and musical guest Franz Ferdinand
118. One If by Land, Two If by Jetski
July 30, 2013
Neil Patrick Harris, Shailene Woodley and comedian Dan St. Germaine
Guest Stars: Nathaniel Best
119. Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge
July 31, 2013
Kevin Nealon, Michael B. Jordan and musical guest Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes
120. My Big Fat Greek Landlord
August 1, 2013
Rebecca Romijn, Darren Criss and musical guest Tom Odell
121. Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening
August 5, 2013
Steve Martin & Edie Brickell, Leven Rambin
122. Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)
August 6, 2013
Lisa Kudrow, Diego Luna and musical guest Florida Georgia Line
123. Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning
August 7, 2013
Sharon Stone, Anthony Jeselnik and comedian Julian McCullough
124. The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference
August 8, 2013
Jennifer Aniston, Paul Scheer and musical guest Twenty One Pilots
125. Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better.
August 12, 2013
Val Kilmer, Amber Heard and musical guest Paramore
126. Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D
August 13, 2013
Liam Hemsworth, Chloe Grace.Moretz and musical guest J. Cole
127. The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One
August 14, 2013
Eric Bana, Josh Gad and musical guest The National
128. Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas
August 15, 2013
Harrison Ford, Donald Faison and comedian Kurt Braunohler
129. The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched
September 3, 2013
Jason Biggs, Alison Pill and comedian Rory Scovel
130. The Self-Centered Man Who Called It "MeTube"
September 4, 2013
Mike Tyson, Katie Aselton and musical guest Spin Doctors
131. DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MEN
September 5, 2013
Carl Reiner, Cheryl Hines and musical guest Delta Rae
132. The Evil "S" Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter
September 9, 2013
Patton Oswalt, Robert Reich and comedian Tony Deyo
Guest Stars: Robert Reich, Tony Deyo, Patton Oswalt
133. A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change
September 10, 2013
Simon Pegg, Martin Riese and musical guest Local Natives
134. The Man Who Would Be King, but Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead
September 11, 2013
Rose Byrne, Ike Barinholtz and musical guest Gov't Mule
135. Nurder, She Wrote without Proofreading
September 12, 2013
Key and Peele, Charlene Yi and musical guest Wavves
136. Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango
September 16, 2013
Zooey Deschanel, Kirk Fox and musical guest Jason Isbell
137. The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In
September 17, 2013
Diane Kruger, Stephen Rannazzisi and musical guest Atlas Genius
138. Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills
September 18, 2013
Seth Green, Lizzy Caplan and comedian Sammy Obeid
139. The Fast and the Bi-Curious
September 19, 2013
Louis C.K. and musical guest Thompson Square
140. Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White
September 23, 2013
The Cast & Creator of Breaking Bad and musical guest Los Cuates De Sinaloa
141. Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent
September 24, 2013
Jane Lynch, Natasha Lyonne and comedian Mike Lawrence
142. The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album
September 25, 2013
The Cast of Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia and musical guest Deer Tick
143. Word Is a Four-Letter Word
September 26, 2013
Andy Samberg, Slash and musical guest Slash & Miles Kennedy
144. The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of
September 30, 2013
Demi Lovato, J.B. Smoove and musical guest Moby
145. Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home
October 1, 2013
Adam Scott, Hannah Simone and musical guest Jake Bugg
146. Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 3
October 2, 2013
CeeLo Green, Stephen Merchant and musical guest Goodie Mob
147. A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode
October 3, 2013
Jerry O'Connell, Lauren Cohan and comedian Erin Foley
148. Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper
October 14, 2013
Steven Yeun, Eric Andre, Aparna Nancherla
149. The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined
October 15, 2013
Rebel Wilson, Samantha Gordon and musical guest Jake Owen
150. Throwing Shade Since 1993
October 16, 2013
Ke$ha, Jessie Bering and musical guest Fitz and the Tantrums
151. Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme.
October 17, 2013
Jared Leto, Kaitlin Olson and musical guest Ricky Skaggs & Bruce Hornsby
152. Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men
October 21, 2013
Ethan Hawke, Pete Holmes and musical guest Tedeschi Trucks Band
153. The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" Stereotype
October 22, 2013
Michael C. Hall, Jeb Corliss and comedian Sam Simmons
154. The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain"
October 23, 2013
Anna Faris, Jackson Nicoll and musical guest Okkervil River
155. Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime
October 24, 2013
Megan Mullally, Adam DeVine and musical guest Lindsey Stirling
156. Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed
October 28, 2013
20 Years of Conan - Steven Wright
157. Two Decades, Two Laughs
October 29, 2013
20 Years of Conan - Queen Latifah, Asa Butterfield
158. A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences
October 30, 2013
20 Years of Conan - Johnny Knoxville, Casey Wilson and musical guest Queens of the Stone Age
159. That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years
October 31, 2013
20 Years of Conan - Rachel McAdams, Norman Reedus
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