as Francis McDonald
as Blackjack Jim
as Roy Lovin
as Narrator / Lumberjack (segment "Arbor Day")
as Ass Kicker / Hells Angel
as Benedict
as Bouncer Guard
as Pants on Fire Mercenary
as Soldier
as Jake
as Det. Russo
as Front Desk Cop (Uncredited)
as Football Coach (uncredited)
as Tae-Kwon-Do Instructor / Judge (uncredited)
