as Watson Pritchard (voice) (Archival)
as Pappy Glue
as Uncle Albert
as Uncle Albert (archive footage)
as Self (from Don't Bother to Knock [1952]) (archive footage)
as (segment "Welcome to Winfield")
as Mr. Bibbs
as Novatney
as Wilbur Posten
as Mr. Maps
as Jim Beam
as Eddie
as Hotel Desk Clerk
as Eli the Taxi Driver
as Mousy ("Municipalians")
as Jetter
as Sgt. Billy
as Harold W. Farber
as Francis 'Ice Pick' Hofstetler
