as Symanski
as Drew 'Gonzo' Gonville
as Rob Gronkowski
as Bruno
as Tim
as Randy
as Narrator (voice)
as Security Guard
as Sam
as Offensive Coach
as Kevin
as Narrator (voice)
as Sean
as Lupus Arachnea (voice)
as Noah / Abraham / Moses / Pharoah
as Moses / Pharoah
as Simon Ayer
as Romeo
as Paramedic #1